It never fails to happen that when a mother wants to scare the shit out of your friends she can in the most innovative ways. My parent’s house was always the house all my friends hung around in because my parents would rather have everyone drink and stay at their house then be all over town.
Like many weekends, we were all hanging around in my house almost all my friends drank but I waited until after I graduated high school, maybe it was a stupid sense of having to take my friends home early in the morning drunk out of their minds, but I stayed sober. At about ten or eleven pm a whole of my friends had found themselves into my parent’s bedroom and found the stash of porno movies under the vcr, my dad found them and just walked out and told everyone else. No one took any notice of me and my mom talking about scaring the hell out of them.
At the same time my dad was showing another of my friend a shotgun that my dad was trying to fix the firing pin was unable to fix. My mom turned to my dad and told him to give her the shotgun, she immediately turned to the corridor and headed towards the bedroom , I followed right behind her, now it is fuzzy whether she, or I came up with the idea to knock the door down but we were not going to damage the door, so I passed my mom ahead and got to the door were I slowly turned the door knob but kept the door pulled towards me. When my mom told me to I kicked the bottom of the door and it swung open, I stetted on step back and out of the way as my mother went inside and to the surprise of even me, cocked the shotgun and said, “hijos de su madre, que estan aciendo.”
My friend that was watching the porno from the floor quickly turned sideways and started screaming not to kill him. Another could not stop laughing, I think one of them must have pissed themselves I just don’t know which. We all headed to the kitchen, living room, and back yard and kept partying, but my friend that seriously thought he was going to get shot would not go back inside although he did come by another day, my mom did go tell him she was sorry for scaring him, and until today, I think we have only recounted this story once or twice, well simply because that friend has not being around. When we did talk about it though he was pretty happy to hear that my mom still remembers that night.